Patches

3-year-old Whitebox

Nobody is entirely sure what Patches is. They were built from spare parts — a motherboard from one era, a CPU from another, RAM of ambiguous origin, two GPUs, and a power supply that technically works but makes a sound it probably shouldn't.

Patches ran a game server, an ML rig, a NAS, and a seedbox at various points in their life. Not all at once. Usually. If you like solving small mysteries and don't need your server to have a defined identity, Patches might be your match.

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