Profile
- Species
- Dell
- Size
- 2U
- Age
- 14 years
- Pronouns
- She/Her
- Status
- Available
- Adoption fee
- Free to a good home
Special needs
needs a UPS, prefers cool basements, hates dust
Personality
loyal
loud
dependable
runs hot
Bertha
14-year-old Dell
Bertha arrived at the shelter after her startup pivoted to serverless. For six years she was the entire production stack — web server, job queue, database, metrics, backups — without a single complaint.
When the company went cloud-native, she was replaced by a Kubernetes cluster and a $4,000 monthly AWS bill. She's a 2U Dell PowerEdge who runs anything you throw at her, loudly and reliably. Her fans sing when she's happy.
Apply to adopt Bertha
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